Meeting Stream of Consciousness

9:18 am
There is a good chance that this meeting will never end. I am starting to see similarities between this meeting and the later Star Trek episodes. Q should be walking in at any moment, though I dont see any equivalent to Diana's fortunately tapered outfit next to this command console.

9:21 am
The instructor just referred to something in this meeting as "the cool part." I knew I have seen this guy before. He was the good kid in 1950 peer pressure videos. The one that said no to marijuana and then did the next video about going to Prom alone.

9:23 am
The person normally entrapping us in these meetings, the Meeting Master, is currently slumped in his chair. All hail the new Meeting Master, an enlightened man brought to his knees by the fury of technology. Thank you Al Gore.


9:27 am
For all of you in the journalism departments out there. The MM just said, "Oh hey there is a gadget for current events. I dont know if you want to do that, its a little depressing." And they say no one is reading...

9:31 am
Just noticed that my chair can lean back to make me feel like The Last Starfighter. There goes learning for the day. Best line from TLS,
"We wont have to worry about that until we get to the Frontier.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
"What is that??"
"The Frontier."

9:38 am
No one is ever too old for a penis joke. Just make a note of that.

BREAK